OMG, you guys, I looooooooovveeeeeeeeeeeeee Lil’ Kim, but I am somewhat INTIMIDATED by her vagina! I mean, it is always so HUNGRAY, and here it is seen eating her PANTS!!!
Here are some things Lil’ Kim has called her black raspberry (editor’s note: she has not, to my knowledge, used the phrase “black raspberry.” HUGE OVERSIGHT!) in her songs.
***This is not an exhaustive list because, like, I don’t have that kind of time. She mentions her MAGNIFICENT MINGE a lot!!!***
Twat [as in “lick up in my” - ed]
Bushy [also what I called the last president - ed]
Poom Poom Nanny Nanny Punanny Donny [just the right amount of syllables - ed]
The Middle [as opposed to the side - ed]
Tootsie Pop [as in “how many licks ‘til you get to the center of…” - ed]
Coot [SO CLOSE TO “CUTE!” - ed]
Cherry […Cherry Boom Boom - ed/GodGa]
The Cleanest, Meanest Penis [Vagina Dentata? - ed]
Ice Cream/Tasti D-Lite
Meat-Slinger [Loves it, but think she should take it to the next level with “Meat Catapult” - ed]
Tighest, Rightest Vagina [I won’t disagree - ed]
Beehive [OUCHIES!!! - ed]
Kitty Cat [meow - ed]
Kitty Box [clumpy cat excrement: sexy or sexiest? - ed]
Potion [OMG MAGIC! - ed]
Box [“I’ll drown you when I’m wet like the ocean,” she says - ed]
The Cake [“just lick the plate” and “you know you can’t talk when your mouth is full” - ed]
My Lips [“taste the honey” She really likes the “bees in my vagina” metaphor! YOU GO, GURL!]
I HAVE TO STOP NOW BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY FOR SOME HONEY AND TASTI D-LITE! I BETTER EAT IT BEFORE IT EATS ME!